You are piss drunk but you need to sober up quick so that your Mom doesn’t find out. Do you:
A) Slam some coffee.
B) Take a cold shower.
C) Sleep it off.
D) Drive it off.
Edward Defreitas, resident genius of Toms River, N.J., chose option D and told police officers about it after he crashed into an ambulance causing it to over turn.
He told them he was driving around until he was sober enough to go home, fearing his mother would know he was drunk.
Oh yeah, Edward is 36 years old. Edward should have either remembered that he had a nut sack and just dealt with his Mom or he should have parked and slept the buzz off somewhere. What kind of jackass blatantly incriminates himself trying to come up with an excuse for the cops?
3 responses so far ↓
1 Jboogie // Jun 12, 2008 at 1:07 pm
parking and sleeping the buzz off somewhere, if caught sleeping, is also grounds for DUI. Whether the keys are in the ignition or not. Pretty dumb apparently that’s the law!
2 Baba Ganoush // Jun 12, 2008 at 4:21 pm
He needs to learn the preferred method…walking home! It’s a TastyBooze favorite, no matter how far you are from home.
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